Bullet Chess is a joke.

this video is purposely made to be retarded. pls don’t get offended.

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60 Comments

  1. I'll need the name of this Cynthia battle theme version.

  2. how to play bullet: play random moves until your opponent is out of time

  3. With low elo in every game u just clown

  4. Bullet chess is the only chess I could win against those chessplayers in school.
    I'm not bad, nor good in chess. I just think faster. But my memory is not very good so I can't really think a few moves ahead as time becomes longer.
    So I almost always lose to people who think so long when playing because I tend to forget my thoughts with a longer time.

  5. I remember coming 2nd place in a low elo bullet chess tournament by using the 4 move checkmate in 4/5 games that I played

  6. My first ever bullet game:

    Me: I'll just develop my pieces quickly and worry very little about what the opponent does.

    2 moves later

    Scholar's mate

  7. It's not, unless you're dumb and slow enough to play it (which you are) since it's fast chess after all.

  8. Whenever i play bullet chess i get so damm stressed that i barely have time to strategize and move random pieces until my oponent runs out of time or i do

  9. Wait…

    You can checkmate people in bullet chess? I thought all wins were from time

  10. Cynthia's theme really fits this. Gets the adrenaline going.

  11. anyone know what theme is he using in the game xd

  12. it really is a joke. people think that pros that specalizse in bullet chess that they are good lmfao. its so cringe aswell. They hype themselves up too much for a shitty clown circus every game.

  13. 0:24 my brain: oh, that's a good move, the queen checked the king to capture the bishop
    Face palm coming in 3 seconds

  14. That's not bullet chess, that's just 300 rated players not understanding position play so hoping their opponent can't see their pieces

  15. chess in genral is a joke at the hands of most people like me

  16. I just want to clarify that this video is purposely made to be dumb. Pls don't take this seriously. Its obviously a low rated elo bullet chess and its played on my alt acc from which I rarely play bullet. Also dont be confused with my opponents 1500+ elo rating….considering Lichess' matchmaking its probably 10 times lower than that. Bullet chess on higher elos makes a lot more sense. Peace

  17. They should make one where it is 1 second

  18. Just so you know, "retard" is considered a slur. I know it's not being used against a person, but probably best to be careful with it

  19. I dont understand the high level players have that thing where its looked down on the flag in bullet chess if your lost lol? Then why play 1 minute game

  20. Great video, I also shoot about chess, please rate my videos, if it's not difficult for you, I'll be glad to everyone)

  21. Maybe slow the fuck down and you'd make better plays. 1 minute is plenty of time.

  22. I have been searching FOr 2 hOuRs for this remix of cynthias theme and can't find it. Pls, i need it. It's too good

  23. This is the most awful think I have seen in a long time

  24. not only is it a joke, but it's not even a funny one

  25. I like how mating in 1 minutes are the dumbest thing ever, like you could be a 1500 and still get hit with a scholars mate occasionally lmao

  26. correction:
    under 1000 rated bullet chess is a joke

  27. A trick to win bullet chess is to make your opponent think

  28. How to win bullet chess:

    Premoves anytime

  29. That’s what my 150 elo chess look like with 30 minutes.

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